All is well. Try not to panic. Things will be EVEN BETTER than fine; the angels WANT you to be Baker-acted -- no wait, wrong conversation...
The Truth is OUT There ... and if it's not; just go ahead and make things up. Because, really, in The End (Apocalypse Now Remix), everything is always all-good. You only need to open your ears to see the truth, and understand that Saint Cobain died for our sins, Tupac was killed because he cared TOO MUCH, and Jesus so loved LSD that he gave the world bisexual women in thigh-high leather boots.
Complete Documented Proof is available from the Scientist in Outer Space, upon request.